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7 reasons this is the least awkward thing you’ll buy for your relationship this year

One sweet chilli cube each, phones away, and a far better reason to switch the telly off.

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Before your next night in

Most couples don’t fall out of love. They fall into a routine.

Dinner, telly, phones, bed. Read enough Reddit threads and the same feeling comes up again and again, from women and men alike: not feeling wanted any more.

Desire Cubes won’t fix a relationship, and we’d never pretend they do.

They’re something smaller and far easier to say yes to: a nightly ritual you share. Here are seven reasons to make room for it.
Two hands each taking a Desire Cube above the pouch
1

It’s for both of you. Never a hint.

Buying your partner a “libido” product is a minefield. However kindly you mean it, it can land as “this is your problem”.

Desire Cubes come one each, so nobody is the project. Same cube, same moment, same side of the sofa.

“so really this is a present for you, not me”

From a Reddit thread about exactly this kind of gift
Get one for each of you
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2

A ritual, not a fix.

When intimacy becomes a job, it goes on the list with the bins and the school forms.

A ritual is the opposite: tiny, repeatable, nothing to prove. One cube each, the same moment every evening, and no expectations about what happens next.

“Sometimes it does feel like a chore especially when you are barely getting any sleep.”

Posted on Reddit
Start your ritual
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3

It gets the phones out of bed.

Dinner, telly, phones, bed: the great British evening.

Our favourite trick is a simple swap: the phones go in a drawer, the cubes come out. Two minutes, no screens, and suddenly you’re looking at each other instead.

“No phones allowed, just quality time for the two of us.”

Posted on Reddit
Try the drawer rule
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4

Sweet first. Gently warm after.

Not a pill, not a chalky tablet. A soft, sugar-dusted gummy, then a real chilli warmth that arrives a few seconds later.

Warm, not fiery: think ginger biscuit, not vindaloo. And the face your partner pulls the first time is half the fun.

“whether they actually taste good, if the spicy part is too intense”

A question we see a lot online
Taste the kick
Desire Cubes pouch surrounded by chilli, ginger, maca, epimedium and muira puama
5

Nothing hidden on the label.

Plenty of “spicy gummies” are vague about what’s inside, and some rely on caffeine for a buzz. Ours contain no caffeine at all, and every dose is on the pack.

  • Chilli pepper30 mgThe warmth you can actually taste, a few seconds after the sweet.
  • Maca root60 mgA root from the Andes, used for centuries to help spark desire.
  • EpimediumBetter known as horny goat weed. Yes, really.
  • Muira puamaA bark long treasured in the Amazon for keeping passion alive.
  • Ginger rootFor a slow, gentle warmth that keeps the spark going.

Per gummy (3 g): chilli pepper 30 mg, maca root 60 mg, and an 810 mg blend of epimedium, muira puama, maca and ginger, there to help put you both in the mood.

VeganNo caffeineGluten freeGMP-certified
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6

The maths is honest.

£0.84an evening,
for the two of you

One pouch holds 30 cubes, which is 15 evenings for two. On Buy 2, Get 1 Free you get 45 evenings for £37.99.

That’s less than a single cocktail, and nobody has to book a babysitter.

Do the maths
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7

Easy to say yes to.

It arrives in a plain, unmarked parcel, so the only people who know are you two. If it’s not for you, you have 30 days to send it back.

And if the ritual sticks, the Desire Club tops you up automatically with an extra 10% off every delivery. Cancel any time.

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The honest comparison

One evening, three ways.

Desire Cubes pouchDesire CubesSweet & spicy editionA bottle of wineA night out
A little ritual for two, every evening
Under £1 an evening for two
Nothing to book, no babysitter
No alcohol, no caffeine
No fuzzy head the next morning
Sweet with a warm chilli kick
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You’ve read all seven

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Questions, answered

Are they just for women?

No. Desire Cubes are for any adult, her or him. One each is the whole point.

Is there caffeine in them?

None at all. Every ingredient and dose is printed on the pack.

What do they taste like?

Sweet and soft with a light sugar coating, followed by a gentle chilli warmth. Warm, not fiery.

Will we feel something on night one?

We won’t promise fireworks. It’s a food supplement, not a medicine. Think of it as a ritual: the more evenings you keep for each other, the more it becomes yours.

How long does one pouch last?

Each pouch holds 30 gummies: 15 evenings for two at one each. Buy 2, Get 1 Free gives you 45 evenings for two.

Will anyone know what’s in the parcel?

No. It arrives in a plain, unmarked parcel.

Your next evening

Tonight, or one more ordinary night?

One cube for you, one for them. Sweet first, warm after, delivered discreetly.

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